The New Fun Phrase/Transcript

[The "Daisy the Donkey Show" plays]

Daisy the Donkey​​​: Good morning, little children!

Children: Good morning, Daisy!

Daisy the Donkey​​​: [Laughs] Welcome to "Daisy the Donkey Show"!

[Children cheer]

Daisy the Donkey​​​: Today's that special day here at my Happy House when we pick my new Happy Helper. (Timmy briefly picks his nose) This month, we're going to decide who gets to be the new Happy Helper by seeing who's best at saying our new Fun Phrase. (the kids cheer) Timmy, you'll be the first to say it live in front of millions of viewers! (the camera closes up to Timmy, and he gives a nervous look) What does Miss Carol think of her kids?

Timmy: (in a state of shock, stammers) Hubba... hubba... hubba-hubba...

(Timmy continues until he is paralyzed, annoying Miss Carol)

Sally the Snake: (goes back to smiling) Okay, well, thanks for coming in, Timmy. (goes to Kim, whom smiles happily) All right, Kim, why don't you try? What do we think of our parents-s-sss?

Kim: Um, um... (runs off crying) I WANT MY MOMMY!!!!!

Daisy the Donkey: Okay, Angelica, I'm relying on you. Tell everyone the new Fun Phrase. What does Miss Carol think of her kids?

Angelica: (nervously) She thinks, um, we're all little... uh...

(She mumbles as her parents panic making "don't say it" gestures)

Daisy the Donkey: (losing her patience) Okay, Angelica! If you love us at all, you will tell us right now, WHAT DO I THINK OF OUR PARENTS?!!

Angelica: (inhales triumphantly) SHE THINKS WE'RE ALL, LITTLE---

(Her last word gets censored by Charlotte's horrified scream)

Drew: (covers his eyes in shock) OH, NO!

Daisy the Donkey: That's it! Get her out! Get her out of here!

Angelica: But that's what you said! But you said it, Miss Daisy!

Daisy the Donkey: (loses it) You're right! You're right, you know that? You're right! (throws down her microphone) I have said it before and I will say it again! (laughs deviously)

Daisy the Donkey and Sally the Snake: YOU ARE ALL LITTLE--

(Her last word gets censored by a long beep from a color bar test pattern shown on the control room screen, the two camera crew members are stunned before looking at each other)

(Cut back to the stage, Stephanie and the producer are stunned as well)

Angelica: See?! See?! She did say it!