Daisy the Donkey Meltdown, Part 1/Transcript

[The "Daisy the Donkey Show" plays]

Daisy the Donkey​​​: Good morning, little children!

Children: Good morning, Daisy!

Daisy the Donkey​​​: [Laughs] Welcome to "Daisy the Donkey Show"!

[Children cheer]

Daisy the Donkey​​​: Today I've got a special surpr—

Sally the Snake: Hi, kids-s-s-s!

Daisy the Donkey​​​: [Sighs] I can't believe this. Did you read the script? You're supposed to come in after my line!

Sally the Snake: Sorry, man. I was just improvising. You know, winging it. So kids, is everybody s—

Daisy the Donkey​​​: Okay, okay, okay, okay! First off, you don't call me "man." You call me Daisy. And secondly, you stick to the darn script!

Sally the Snake: Dude, we're live.

Daisy the Donkey​​​: I don't care if we're live! You're an amateur surfing on my wave! And right now, you're ruining my show! [Pushes Sally]

Sally the Snake: Hey. Did you just push me?

Daisy the Donkey​​​: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Sally the Snake: 'Cause I'll push you right back!

[The two wrestle each other with their mouths; their quarrel causes the puppeteer to fall, leaving the crew to have unexpected problems]

Sally the Snake: Ow! My eyes-s-s-s!

Man: Okay, go to commercial. Go to commercial! Okay, go to card! Now, please, now!

[A card of a face wearing a "dead" expression is shown; the episode ends]