Friendship and Processed Meats/Transcript

[The "Daisy the Donkey Show" plays]

Daisy the Donkey​​​: Good morning, little children!

Children: Good morning, Daisy!

Daisy the Donkey​​​: [Laughs] Welcome to "Daisy the Donkey Show"!

[Children cheer]

Daisy the Donkey​​​: Today—

Sally the Snake: Oh, dang! It is beings me! Sally the Snake! I should be having my own spinoff show called "Snake the Snake and the Princess!". [Laughs]

Daisy the Donkey: Discounted exotic meats! Everything must go! Send credit card number to w-w-dot—

Filchy: [clears throat] I am not a police officer.

[Sally pushes Filchy.]

Daisy the Donkey and Sally the Snake: Friendship is power!